Deleted Videos 2000's
List of videos deleted from Onision's YouTube channels from 2007-2009.
2007
| Date | Title | Channel | Description | Notes |
| October 29 | An Elegant Demonstraition | Onision | Using the greatest movie making software ever, we cracked a few jokes. | Source |
| November 22 | How To Open Microsoft Office Packaging | Vighkel | It’s like a monkey was trying to do it. | Source |
| December 21 | I'm A Monster | Source | ||
| December 22 | 2 Xbox's & 1 Cup | Source | ||
| December 23 | Princess Kitty Caboo | Source | ||
| December 27 | Video Blog - Viking Journal Entry - Dec. 27 07 renamed |
I decided to take the world on in a different manner today... this time with a viking outfit on... or... some kind of war monger... anyway, I get quite a few negative responses to many of my entries... I mention that a bit. | Source | |
| December 29 | Cannibal Island - Channel 7227 News | December 29, 2007 - Channel 7227 News with Richard Donnigan talks about Cannibal Island, shoe sales, the Nintendo Wii, product testing & his stalker assistant.
I've created a news program, it features a very cliche news reporter named "Richard Donnigan" with a poor attitude toward others, and generally has a egotistical personality. Maybe in time I will make him see the light, but for now, he is a shallow newscaster. The sto...[cut off] |
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| December 25 | Strip Dance of Shame | Re-Upload | ||
| December 25 | No One Ever Gets Famous On YouTube | Source |
2008
| Date | Title | Description | Notes |
| January 10 | Opera Singing Vampire | Skye & I came up with this idea two days ago, and then created it about an hour after thinking of it. I think it is one of the funniest videos I have, but is now quite Strip Dance of Shame (Onision) or Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenlylanine...[cut off] | Source |
| January 11 | 7227 News: The Hobo Shelter With A Heart | This is probably the most interactive video I've ever made with Skye (Tantaga) - I hope you have a good time watching this video.
Richard Donnigan visits a local homeless shelter, and shows exactly how much he cares about Homeless and their way of life. :) Also, find a Peptoh Bizmol commercial within! (this clip may remind of you of Ron Burgundy :) |
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| January ? | Hobo Steve Bloopers - Channel 7227 News | We had such a hard time not laughing on this video, that we made a blooper clip collection. I hope you can laugh with us. | Source |
| February 17 | Embarrassing Moments | I expose the three darkest realities of my history. Unfortunately they all relate to my marriage, and I capture all the events on camera just for this video.
I was tagged by DaveyDaquiri who is F’ing awesome for tagging me, as I’ve never been tagged before, and am so humble to have watched his video even uttering my name. |
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| February 23 | Massive PWNAGE - Channel 7227 News | Richard Donnigan teams up with Jimmy the weather man and Edward Ellison to form today's episode of Channel 7227 News with Richard Donnigan.
These clips include profanities, death, and someone gets fired. Insanely enjoy! |
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| March ? | Strip Dance of Shame (Extended) | Re-Upload | |
| March ? | Viking Vlog - Venting About YouTube Members | The Viking has had it! And he's now dishing it right back out to the community!
A few frustrations have come across. I figured this is the best way to get it off my chest. |
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| March 28 | Comedy - Post It or DIE (Post It Notes Contest) | Source, Source | |
| March 30 | Comedy - Nesquik is Crack (Nestle Nesquik Contest) | Source, Source | |
| April 1 ? | Viking Vlog - April Fools Day Sucks! | Today I talk about Smosh (again), YouTube's April Fools joke, Google's April Fools joke & last/least Urgo6667's April Fools joke.
Ha ha ha guys, that was outstanding. [GLARE WITH SARCASM ATTACK!] Worst April Fools Day ever! Thank you YouTube, Thank you Rickrolls! YouDigg was also brilliant. [GLARE!] Am I the only one who thinks this? Hey Lets See What Idiots Will Make Stupid Jokes That Nobody Laughs At... Day Topics Today: April Dumb Day - Google's 1 day prediction April fools - Smosh $20,000,000 April fools joke. - YouTube links to one page April fools joke. - Urgo's YouDigg April fools joke. |
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| April ? | YouTube Intervention | YouTube's biggest stars go on camera and confront YouTube about some issues that could be fixed on the site.
Ideas By The Stars 1. YouTube should have a public site for purchase of YouTube branded products & also YouTube should have a message board. 2. Screen shots should be uploadable and/or be selectable from the video itself but contain a larger selection. 3. YouTube & Amazon should join forces and all product review on YouTube should be available on Amazon. 4. Contests that are expired should be clearly marked, and all active contests should show up on one page (instead of having to search for them). 5. Stats on all users should be kept in regards to how many thumb ups they get, how many thumb downs, how many times they've been blocked, or denied/had a video removed to develop overall karma points. 6. Donation links should be available for non-profit organizations including an image button link, that use PayPal, next to each video related to donations. 7. Category selections should be much more detailed so users can more accurately find the videos they are looking for. 8. YouTube should always contact users with updated features via their YouTube inbox so they can readily utilize the new features. 9. Subscriptions should have a ranking system. Based on what your subscription rank is, is who will have priority over being seen when their new videos are released. 10. Idea 10 sucked so it went bye bye. |
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| April ? | Viking Vlog - Emo Kids | The viking is back with a little baggage! Thanks to Onision he's now a science freak! Also, a little mention about EEEM Ohs (emos) mmm Yummy!
Today's Topics 1. Emos and how silly the are acting in regards to my videos. 2. Washing your butts, and how society simply does not do it enough. 3. People requesting to be removed from friends list because I produce so much awesome content every day mua ha ha! Kind of... 4. The before and after of Onision's success... more like the "I suck now, maybe I won't in the future" commentary. 5. Where do I download the song from?! (you know, my YOUTUBE PAGE!!!!) |
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| April ? | Comedy - All My Problems - As The Crotch BURNS - Soap Opera | Source | |
| April ? | Comedy - My Cat is Always HORNY - Please Help Me | Source | |
| April ? | Comedy Sketch - Hobo Hate Crimes & Corrupt Cops | Source | |
| April ? | Music Video - Zip Zip Zipper - Original Comedy Rap Song | Song & Video created from nothing by Onision aka Gregory Sicesca on April 13, 08 - It took a total of 16 hours to compose the song, record the lyrics, record the video, and then edit the video.
All of this was done by Onision, and Skye Altamirano also played a role in being the bearded man, as well as offered a few ideas during video recording. |
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| April ? | Viking Log - Laughing SO Hard You PEE Yourself | Look for the "hidden" message to the end!
So you think it's funny huh!? Well we'll see about that! I'll show you weirdos what a serious face is! I am the Viking, this is the Viking Video Blog. Are you my friend? Find out. |
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| April ? | ZIP ZIP JESUS | You said the last song was too offensive, you said it was insulting and degrading... well, I fixed it for you.
Now all you right-winging, jaw flapping nut cases can have your satisfaction knowing that you've finally won, you've pushed me into a corner, and I've broken down. |
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| April 26 | I'm So COUNTRY - Country Music Video - Parody/Comedy Song | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about the worst kind of southerner (but not all).
A country song unlike any other, one that will make you smile instead of frown, laugh instead of cry. |
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| May 5 | Viking Vlog - Why is Chocolate Rain Popular? renamed |
Sorry about the title... I just find it hilarious. :) Regardless, today's topics:
1. My puking video and all the warning signs for you not to watch it (1) the thumbnail (2) the title (3) the warning in the beginning of the video. 2. More subscribers every day, at an alarming rate... making videos every day has it's benefits. 3. The Chocolate Rain guy... why is the video popular? 4. Some guy talking about large dicks today at work. 5. My drywall wall. |
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| May 10 | Vlog - Pray For Me | Re-Upload | |
| May ? | I'M SO ONISION | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about Onision, or essentially me ;)
From the creator of "I'm So Emo" and "I'm So Country" comes "I'm So Onision"! A disturbing run through the fake world transmutated into a gargantuine pit of confusion that is Onision's imagination. onision im so comedia comedy music and videos |
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| May 13 | Music Video - IM SO YOUTUBE - Original Comedy Song | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about YouTube kids.
I'M SO YOUTUBE - The music video that represents the majority of the YouTube community and the attitude that consumes it. |
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| May 14 | GHOST FIGHT! | There's a new way to handle your problems... GHOST FIGHT! Your mother, your grandpa, your little cousin who's 8 years old, you can ghost fight anyone, just make sure you don't kill them... DISCLAIMER - DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! THIS VIDEO WAS MADE BY EXPERT MASTER PROFESS[cut off] | Source |
| May 16 | Viking Vlog - GAY MARRIAGE | What do you think? Is it Koshwa? I think so...
Topics today: 1. "You Have No Life" what does that even mean? 2. They legalized gay marrage in California. 3. Completely reorganizing my account! + Vighkel is the new alternative account for any videos that are not 100% original & I probably won't respond to too many comments there as I care about Onision pretty much exclusively, and Vighkel is just a "Hey you should see this, but it's not entirely special or relevant" kinda thing... |
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| May ? | Viking Vlog - I DARE YOU | People say, "Don't knock it till ya try it!" and "I'll try anything once" - words of insanity? What would you do once?
Question of the day: Would you rather be massaged by a man or a woman? 1. I can't reply to anyone who comments on my videos right now! Barrrgh! 2. The insanity of: Don't knock it till you try it! I'll try anything once BLAH BLAH BLAH! 3. Ask me any one question, the best questions will go in an upcoming video where I will answer them (moment of truth). (1) the question has to be about me only (2) it can't be what I do for a living (3) it can't be offensive! 4. Some guy at work I just met today was (1) flaunting that he made more money than everyone else (2) pushing guys around who get paid less but worked their longer than him around (3) told me to f off when he asked me a personal question about my marriage and I refused to tell him (4) doesn't even realize that I get paid more than him, and I have more training than him. 5. A list of some of my coolest subscribers (video response posters, die-hard commenter's, special quotes from them) 6. Credit cards are bad! |
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| May 20 | AIDS Recruitment Video (uncensored version) | (Source) | |
| May 21 | I'm so Robot | A tribute to today's politicians, news programs, elderly, mentality and overall leadership of the world.
This video was not created to stir debate, or offend anyone. I composed, wrote & "sang" this song for the objective of expressing myself, and my views, legitimate or not. |
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| May 22 | Time Capsule Video - Contacting Myself Five Years Ago | Source | |
| May 23 | The Time Traveling Tranny | The Time Traveling Tranny has a message for a person in her past... though it may be hard to swallow this one... this video may disturb you.
What if you could send a video five years back in time to yourself? What would you say? |
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| May 26 | I'M SO CULT - Original Song / Music Video | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about cults & religions that take themselves too seriously.
Original song & music video created by Onision regarding religion and the underlying politics of it. Join the insanity now, worship our frogs and kitties! It's the way of the future! Let Izukia lead the way to your soft sweet kool-aide flavored death. |
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| June 1 | Date On Demand (with Optimus Prime) | (Source) | |
| June 3 | I'M SO EMO 2 | I'm So Emo is an original music video created to entertain, not offend.
This video is the sequel of the first "I'M SO EMO" music video and continues the story of Charlie the Emo, created by Onision. |
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| June 10 | I'M SO STALKER | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about stalkers and creeps all over the world.
Original music video about a very violent and creepy stalker who has been harassing and tormenting the YouTuber "Onision" for some time. The stalker has made a few death threats, and repeatedly send Onision disturbing videos of himself singing to his idol and obsession. |
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| June 12 | Viking Vlog - 2012 | Will the world end in 2012? ABSOLUTELY NOT! The Viking will tell you exactly why it won’t end. In addition to this there is also the YouTube Haters to talk about, and the Boyscout Disaster that happened in IOWA today :( | Source |
| June 17 | I'M SO DOCTOR | Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about corrupt doctors.
Malpractice, high medical insurance rates, greed, heartless treatment and the general insanity of general hospitals. I'M SO DOCTOR is a video which may inspire, or enrage, depending on who you are. Doctors are truly an asset to society, and yet we as a whole have made them ugly, we being them, them being a part of us. I hope the future holds brighter days... |
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| July 1 | I'M SO GOTH | Music video about Gothic people all over the world. Video analyzes the psyche of your every-day goth, and exposes them for what they are.
Turn to the dark side, and find yourself wrapped in it's cold embrace. |
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| July 2 | Piñata Massacre | You've never seen a piñata massacre quite like this one. Hollow cardboard creatures are torn to pieces, ripped limb from limb in the worst ways possible... or... actually... in the ONLY WAY POSSIBLE. | (Source) |
| July 4 | Impersonation Contest | Are you good at doing impressions of people? GOOD! Why not give an Onision character a try? You could win an autographed photo, your name posted in one of my videos, and some of my used crap if you do the best impersonation in the most interesting/funny way. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| July 5 | Viking Vlog - Sampson's Hair | Todays topics are (1) My hair is as precious to me as Sampson's hair was to him (2) The YouTube haters who hate on multiple videos, not just one (3) The YouTubers who like to write me about how I offended them, and how all their friends are mad at me for offending them. | (Source) |
| July 5 | QnA With Onision - Episode 4 | This episode may upset you, but I'm thinking about seriously filtering the questions I get because OMG! It sometimes seem's the people asking the questions have never seen my videos before. | |
| July 5 | How To Dress Like A Serial Killer | We took a random person of the street and turned them into an extremely creepy serial killer.
If you're looking to obtain the appearance of a cold hearted murderer this is your one stop guide on how to look like a top notch serial killer. |
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| July 9 | How To Circumcise a Baby Boy From Home | No need to go to the doctor, now you can practice your religious freedom by mutilating your newborn baby boy without any doctor fees. It's what he would have wanted. Ever man who is an adult now, who was not circumcised, wishes every waking moment that someone would strap him to a table and cut on his genitals. Who wouldn't want someone to take a knife to their child? It's what God would have wanted. But wait... by cutting on a baby's genitals, aren't we suggesting that God screwed up on making us? And it's up to use humans to fix our imperfect God's mistakes? Or... no... now I'm just confused... it's ok, lets cut anyway just in case. |
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| July 10 | Viking Vlog - Should I Circumcise My Baby? | WARNING: This is a very intense video, it includes swear words, and may offend people who are circumcised or have participated in the act of circumcision. I've been notified that because of my last video I've lost 10+ "fans" & received various forms of negative feedback because of my decision to make it. In this video I let a lot of emotion out, and I expressed myself in a very intense yet sincere manner. Those who are truly fans of Onision will stay, and those people I can call my friends. | Source |
| July 11 | Onision is Racist | I have been told that I am racist due to the video I posted yesterday. I feel it is time I expose my true stance on Racism so there are no further misconceptions of what kind of character I have. | (Source) |
| July 12 | Doctor Bad News | Doctor Allen has a 99% failure rate when it comes to surgery, today is no different. Watch Dr. Allen as he tells the family members the bad news thanks to his severe malpractice issues. | (Source) |
| July 13 | How To Make Nerd Techno For Silly Ninnies | Quak the British Nerd is here to teach you Techno in FOUR STEPS ONLY!
Enjoy these sweet beats until your eyes melt out, yes. Then enjoy them some more. |
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| July 14 | Emo Vlog - Thou Shalt Not Kill | For anyone who ever questioned killing, war or violence in general. Emo Vlog is a one stop solution to ease most minds from their daily inquiries | (Source) Re-Upload |
| July 16 | Viking Vlog - Idea Stealer | Onision has been accused of stealing ideas, go figure, it was bound to happen with me making a video every day. Regardless, everyone sending me any ideas need to cease their actions - When I want to make a video that the fans suggest, I go to the forums. Me doing such things has been quite a success in the past, which is why everyone is a part of the O.R. not just me --- but you must do so through the forums from now on, I'm tired of people who are not even members accusing me of using their ideas when I sincerely did not. Especially if they failed to get an email that confirmed I was going to use their idea. | Source |
| July 17 | Onision Bloopers - Episode 6 | This episode takes you to "How to Circumcise a Baby From Home" and "Doctor Bad News" two recent episodes that had many people laughing, and not so many screaming angrily. | (Source) |
| July 18 | Vlog - Onision Featured on YouTube's Main Page | What a surreal moment it was waking up at 5am, logging onto my YouTube account as I do every morning, and having to rub my eyes and blink repeatedly just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. | (Source) |
| July 19 | Vlog - Freedom of Censorship | Many viewers are complaining that I am a censor buff, they’re so mad that I won’t let them talk, that they post on other people’s videos complaining about how I won’t give them a chance to chew me out publicly. Well here's the fix all solution --- I've enabled everyone to comment freely on all of my higher-rated videos, I may enable all of it soon. The reason I did this is because I can no longer manage the comments the way I used to. So now, for the sake of not wasting people's time with never having their comment seen, I've enabled it. Yes, the viewers do have a say, and yes I do listen. | Source, Source 2 |
| July 19 | How To Cheer Up an Emo Kid | Having troubles with your little emo kid? Take these simple steps to making your emo happier, and more bearable for everyone. Note: This video is meant for entertainment, it is not actually intended for implementation. Do not try this at home. | Source |
| July 20 | QnA With Onision - Episode 5 | I have some more answers for your latest questions, if you would like to ask a question, please write my inbox, and if it has not already been asked, I will seriously consider your question for answering. | (Source) |
| July 20 | Tranny Phone Sex | Leo the psychic gets a phone call from a tranny who is promoting 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE a phone sex company she works for.
Call 1-800-SAD-PEOPLE now to get sadly disappointed by the quality of customer service! |
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| July 25 | Mother’s Padded Cell | I’ve been deprived of uploading videos for five days now… I was taken from my cameras, my internet… I’m back now… but I wonder if I am the same as when I left… this video should help you decide. | (Source) |
| July 26 | I’M SO HATER | A music video inspired by our lovely hater friends all over the intertube. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| July 27 | QnA With Onision - Episode 6 | Find out everything you need to know about Onision, and post your own video response asking more :) | (Source) |
| July 27 | How To Be A Whore | Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!
Make sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE! |
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| July 28 | USE IN EMERGENCIES | This video will explain the basics of what you need to know if I am ever away for a long period of time. You can also check the forums at http://forums.onision.com if I am ever away as well. This will apply till there is an update. The main message I want you to get from this video is that if I feel my religious or maralistic beliefs are being stepped on, I will not stand by and let it happen. I will do what I think is right, and sometimes doing what is right, means you may get burned... In the long run, I am doing what I will never look back on and regret, so if I do have an absence like that, please stay tuned, I will do what I can to get back to you. Today I had a bit of a scare, and I worried my viewers would not know what happened to me if I ever did get in trouble for following my integrity --- this aspect of integrity was standing up for myself. I just can't lay down and be trampled when I am told to... The only reason I have complied so far with the people I believe to be so morally corupt is because I want a future, I don't want them to have a reason to control my whole life. I'm doing everything I can to follow my dreams, and yet my work keeps destroying those dreams. And then they laugh at my morals and religion. In this video you will notice I am splitting into two people... it is true, I am losing pieces of myself due to my life being consumed by an organization of death. No matter how simple my job is, I am still a member, and I can only tolerate this for so long. I will do nothing to hurt others, it is against my beliefs, but that does not mean I cannot make a stand. Thank you for watching. | Source |
| July 30 | Onision Philosophy - Episode 1 | I have much discomfort for the world we live in. The planet is so beautiful itself, and yet the people on it fight one another which ruins the world’s beauty.
It is time we stop fighting. Even if it means those who refuse to fight have to suffer, than so be it. You will never end violence by showing violence for others. This is not just your life we’re talking about, it’s you’re soul. |
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| July 30 | Onision Philosophy - Episode 2 | Why do aliens not invade? With such a large universe, why have no aliens communicated with us? The answers are clear, it’s time we face them. | (Source) |
| August 1 | Onision Philosophy - Episode 3 | Today’s Subjects: The afterlife, portals to heaven/beyond. The light ghosts walk into, helping others through the Ouija board, pendulums, energy detectors or other forms of communication devices. | Source |
| August 2 | Unsubscribe and Die | Congrats! You’ve been pre-approved to unsubscribe! Once you are an official unsubscriber you will receive one free complimetary video, but just in case you don’t want to unsubscribe, and just want to see the video now… we have it here for you!
It’s super secret, so only tell everyone else about it if you’re like a total gossip whore OMG! |
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| August 3 | Tastes Like Torture | Ricky Tulsa has made up his mind… his next victim is revealed. A great battle between the surreal and sanity is about to be fought on one channel - The Onision Revolution.
Rick Tulsa was originally introduced in a failed Psychic book sales commercial. Since that time he has killed his sister, attempted to kill his mother, gotten in a fight with Zogtar and lost, and visited a shrink only to kill a Piñata. Ricky Tulsa has completely lost his mind, and no longer roams the earth in the same realm as the rest of us do. |
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| August 4 | Onision Philosophy - Episode 4 | Abortion is the topic of the day. Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, republican or democrat, I hope you give this perspective a listen.
If you do not agree with what I have to say, I appreciate you putting our differences aside, and not letting it ruin our overall positive relationship. |
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| August 5 | QnA With Onision - Episode 7 | I have accepted one question from each viewer who submitted a list of questions. I hope you enjoy them. | Source |
| August 6 | I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER | Music video for white gangster rappers all over the world. | Source& lyrics, Re-Upload |
| August 7 | Viking Vlog - Desperate for Flame | I was accused of putting videos on YouTube for the sake of fame… we shall call this “The great Viking adventure on a quest for the holy fame!”
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| August 8 | Onision Art Contest | Whichever viewer creates and submits the best Onision art will receive $100. Please submit your art before September 8th, 2008. | Re-Upload |
| August 9 | Onision Bloopers - Episode 7 | These bloopers contain clips from: I’M SO WHITE GANGSTER, Tastes Like Torture, Unsubscribe And Die, How To Be A Whore, & I’M SO NERDY | Source |
| August 10 | Vlog - Paint Fumes & Brain Damage | I was painting today in a poorly ventilated area, with no mask… [sigh] I know smart? Well… my brain was temporarily (hopefully) effected by it, and I’ve decided I’m never painting without 100% protection in the future.
Please do not make the same mistake I did. |
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| August 11 | World Has Skillz | Parody of "America's Got Talent" which points out quite a few disturbing realities and of course completely humiliates Sally the transvestite once again. | Source |
| August 12 | I’M SO PEDOPHILE | Music video about sexual predators on MySpace and around the web.
I’M SO PEDOPHILE is a song that is meant to discourage people from giving away person information through the internet to people you do not know already in person. Young or old, you can become a victim of a sexual predator, please be safe, and enjoy the video. |
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| August 13 | Onision Philosophy - Episode 5 | Subjects: Alicia Sacramone, 2008 Olympics, Teamwork & How to be a good coach. When I watched the Olympics today, I witnessed a very cold and unsupportive team for the USA's female gymnastics team. Alicia Sacramone screwed up on her routine, and her team failed to catch her fall. I am seeing it through the television screen, it is no where near as good as a first person perspective, however this is a universal problem, not just with the USA, but it's worldwide. We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots.
We need to support one another. We need to be what we are, and stop acting like robots. |
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| August 14 | Pedophile Trap | Those who are technically aiding pedophiles exposed themselves on one of my recent videos. Check out the feedback on “I’M SO PEDOPHILE” to see what I mean.
Regardless of what you have to say, we all know pedophilia is wrong. Children should be given a healthy, full childhood. No one should take away what innocence they have — they should never be betrayed when they rely on us the most. Protect your children, protect each other, and stay smart. |
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| August 15 | YouTube Terms of Service Summary | I’ve read over the policy, and searched the web. Hopefully this can help you better understand YouTube’s Terms of Use (Service). | Source |
| August 16 | Missing You, A Piece of Me | A song I sang this morning when thinking of a friend I have not spoken to in some time…
I originally wrote a poem, however I decided not to recite those words, and instead just sing the first words that came to my mind. The song you hear in this video, is what I came up with. |
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| August 16 | Insane Fan Posse | Onision fans unite to decimate all haters of Vighkel (the Viking) and friends. :D I hope this answers a few questions.
WARNING - this video does contain graphic scenes and very disturbing humor. If you’re into that kind of thing, awesome, if not RUN! AHHH! In no way does Onision represent any company of any kind. This video should reflect upon no one but Onision. There are no sponsors, there are no associations. It’s just Onision. |
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| August 17 | Pedophile Confrontation | Post a video response telling pedophiles what they need to hear, tell them they are not welcome around your friends and family, tell them they are not welcome in your neighborhood, let them know what they are doing is wrong.
If we don’t make a stand, and tell them loud and clear that we are against what they do, they’ll continue to make excuses, they’ll continue to convince themselves that it’s ok to be who they are. Society does not keep the message in the open enough that the behavior is unacceptable. For the sake of our world’s children, if it saves even one child, we have done a wonderful thing. |
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| August 18 | This Is Our Revolution | For anyone who ever wondered what the Revolution is. For those who have not yet seen the light of our future... our destiny. | Source, Source 2 |
| August 19 | The Izakuku Cult or Cult Recruitment Video | Insane cult leader Izukia is advertising his (entirely fictional) cult, the "Izakuku Society". This video was created for the sake of developing Izukia's character more, and to help people better understand exactly what a dangerous cult is. I would hope no one would be subject to following a cult like this, however cults would not exist if it were not for certain types of leaders, and certain followers. Remember everyone, if you have to give something up (house, money or otherwise) in order to be part of a religious group, you may need to seek help. Please be careful, and stay smart. | Source, Source 2, Source 3 |
| August 20 | I'M SO NEWSWORTHY | They control our information, they decide what information we take in daily. Who are they? Who funds them? Should any of them have a political stance? How is it possible to not put a bias on news when personal opinions are involved?
Why do we worship serial killers? Why do we focus on so much negativity and ignore true heroes? The world is not doom and gloom. The world is what you make it. Believe in the future of yourself, and those you love, and let the news keep telling us the world is coming to an end. Please note this is not an anti-country song, this is an anti-media, anti-politics song. I admire many people in my country, the leadership however has proven corrupt, I gather from personal and remote experience. The say what I do in hopes for a better future, I realize part of society creates this problem, otherwise there would be no news if we were not out making it. We cannot stop the news from happening, people will likely always be irrational and violent, however we can control our news outlets, we must demand accurate information, we must demand that honesty become a standard over biases and spins. This is not just for a better country, it is for a better world. |
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| August 21 | Praise Our Leader | Our leader is better than your leader. Save me. Our leader is more powerful and brilliant than your leader. I haven't eaten for a week. Our leader is amazing, and your leader is nothing. Join our cult, be one of us. Please rescue me. Our leader will destroy the world with his love rays of death. Three of us died last month. We will laugh and dance together. Our leader is our leader, and our lover. I'm scared. Our leader has 900 wives. He beats us. Praise our leader, praise his leader. Please... help me. We are nothing, our leader and our leader's leader is everything. Ha ha ha! We don't have much time. Praise him! Our leader's web site: http://www.onision.com | Source, Source 2 |
| August 22 | Death Threats to My Inbox | I've gotten death threats, limitless hate messages and people have threatened to violate me in other horrible ways all here on YouTube. However this will not stop me from posting my comedy videos, my music videos, my philosophy videos or any other similar videos I have posted in the past. I believe in doing what is right. I believe in true justice, I believe in happiness, and I have many optimistic hopes for the future. I am saddened that someone would want to hurt me, however this is just the way of the world. If I have people who love me, and stand by me, I am strong. I appreciate what so many of you have done for me thus far getting my name out there, sharing my videos, favoriting my videos, commenting on my videos, posting video responses, sending my videos to networks, and generally making my dreams a reality. You have given me so much, and I cannot accept the idea of giving up for the sake of fear. Though all people inevitably have some kind of fear of death, what is much greater than that for me, is fear of failing the revolution, the future heaven I intend to create. I truly hope you will continue to support me, but be true to yourself. Do what you believe is right, and abides by the law simultaneously. Be kind to one another, please. And work every day to make the people around you happy. | Source, Source 2 |
| August 23 | QnA With Onision - Episode 8 | Once every couple weeks I gather all the questions asked by my viewers (that they request be in a QnA video) and I publicly post my response to them in a video. If you yourself have a question for me, please post a video response. If you are unable to post a video response, just send your question to my YouTube inbox. Today's questions are from: Kakashi9112 Hockeymanhero2 rofferjak UEGGaara ChaosBlood1973 eddiemunes92 ChatterMic Dradek33 creaturesque deemdre Sesshomaru1335 retardedlizards droopyt13 davhth4 Thank you for watching. |
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| August 24 | World Has Skillz 2 | Another contestant of "World Has Skills" experiences the wrath of Tranny Rage. Leo the psychic makes an appearance on the world's talent show, his mystery abilities will awe the judges? | Source, Source 2, Re-Upload |
| August 25 | Prehistoric Gang Bang | Poaching, sadism & necrophilia, the slogan of the Stud N Fred show. Watch these two young bucks take on the great wild in a whole new style. A very very morbid style. | Source, Source 2 |
| August 26 | Izukia’s Epic Fail | This may be the end of Izukia, his abusive ways may need to come to an end soon. I believe it has something to do with our combined psyche. I am a male playing a mans role, she is a female playing a female role --- because of the tension between Izukia and Emily, it has created a tension in our real life... as if some kind of discomfort from the abuse in the videos may be bleeding upon our real lives... which is a complete no-go. For the sake of maintaining my personal life, an abusive character like Izukia is no longer possible. Brocon will surely make fun of Sally and all that jazz, as the abuse does not effect me, and actually makes me laugh, but as far as Izukia and Emily... you may be seeing a video dedicated to the end of Izukia soon. In general I would like to focus on less badgering videos... but we shall see... my sense of humor drives me, and it simply isn't for the faint of heart. | Source, Source 2 |
| August 27 | Five Facts (YouTube Game) | I was tagged by oriellamansur, so instead of giving a few basic facts about myself, I went pretty deep into my past, and decided to let everyone in on a bit more that I usually tell.
1. I've had a couple head injuries. When I was two years old I busted by head open in church and bled all over my mom's dress as she ran out. When I was seven years old, I fell off a boat that was under construction, 20 ft, and landed directly on my head. My step-dad did not take me to the hospital as I seemed fine to him, and all I had was a bump. 2. My wife and I didn't have a wedding, due to me having to work all the time, having a lack of money (coming from middle/lower-income families) we rushed to a court house in Texas due and were married by a man with Jedi posters on his wall in his office. I honestly hate weddings... when my wife and I are married in a ceremony in seven more years --- it will be very different from normal weddings. 3. My mom and my dad divorced when I was two years old. He allegedly did horrible things to people I love. And I don't speak to him anymore because it's his word against quite a few --- and he has proven to me to be untrustable. 4. I've had sex with four different women in my whole life. I've been in-love five times, and I only have sex when love is involved. 5. I don't drink any form of alcohol, I don't drink coffee, I don't drink soda, I don't smoke cigarettes & I've never used any form of illegal substance regardless of being offered numerous times. I tagged: tiak22, anthrit, Lealan786, Atamagahen08 and varietyshowbyboom |
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| August 28 | Suicide Another Day | If you must, may it always be tomorrow, and not today.
For those who mock suicide victims, for those who do not understand, for those who feel it themselves, for those who lost loved ones... for human beings around the world. We are together in our depression, there are others who feel the way you do... lets connect, and find strength in our hidden, silent numbers. We are strong together, share your experience in a video response, tell everyone else what you have gone through, so others may learn, and grow stronger. |
Source (Not the same video as the one currently on speaks) Source 2 |
| August 29 | I'M SO WHORE | Music video for all the promiscuous whores of the world. People who feel no shame for sleeping around, spreading disease, infecting the innocent, with their twisted mentality.
Another "I'M SO" music video by Onision, this one is about people who sleep around. |
Source Re-Upload |
| August 30 | Dead Daughter Dance | Losing loved ones is one of the worst things that could happen in the world. Mr. Fitzgerald, with a little motivation, may find hope in all the darkness. | Re-Upload Source |
| August 31 | Onision Collab 1 | This video contains all Onision-created clips soon to be incorporated to external projects by request from RedDragonProductions and WiredComedy. | Source |
| September 1 | Onision Goobers 8 | Onision Goobers contains all the bloopers, cuts, goof clips and offers a behind the scenes look at how all the videos are made. This episode contains clips from: - Cult Recruitment Video - I'M SO PEDOPHILE - I'M SO WHORE - World Has Skillz 1 - World Has Skillz 2 | Source |
| September 2 | Naked In My Bosses Office | I took off all my clothing in my bosses office today. I'm very tired of being treated like a tool, and I want them to realize I am a human being.
It is very clear to me, and everyone else that I am breaking into pieces... I am desperate for survival, but am falling victim to my own integrity --- twisted or not, my integrity is my bond. Tags: naked in my bosses office nudist nude nudity no clothing stripped stip stipper removed clothes remove protesting protest taking a stand crazy sane whatever its me onision |
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| September 3 | QnA With Onision - Episode 9 | This episode has probably the longest list of people submitting questions I've ever gotten. I greatly appreciate that. For anyone not mentioned in this episode who sent in a question, please contact me in regards so I can find out why your question was not added. Thank you for all the video responses and comments. | Source |
| September 4 | Meaningless Survival | Music video by Onision reflecting on the darker sides of the human species on Earth. I'm honestly losing myself due to the madness that is my current job. When a person is surrounded by ugliness, all things outside of it lose their appeal as well... or so it is for me. My daily life is tormented by rotten-soul monsters who call themselves heroes. To them I tribute my growing insanity, to them I tribute my anger. Every day I am losing more and more of myself... I will keep chipping away into a nothingness untill all they have left of me is a pile of blood and flesh. | Re-Upload Source (& lyrics) |
| September 5 | Prostitute Pink Eye | Rainbows are not gay. You are not too good to touch dirt. High heals are insane. Vighkel is not a real Viking. And some of my viewers are very silly :) | Source, Source 2 |
| September 6 | Who Would Kill You? | Would you resort to killing a friend or family member for any reason? Would family or friends do that to you for any reason? Would you kill anyone for any reason? I ask this question because it is important for you to reflect on what your limitations are... where the people you talk to every day stand. Please only discuss this issue who fully understand where you are coming from. Ask them what they would do in a situation, and tell them how you feel. Ask them why they feel the way they do, and how it would resolve the issue if at all. Stay safe, maintain control of yourself at all times, and hurt no one. | Source, Source 2 |
| September 7 | Onision Art Contest - VOTE NOW | Over fifty people participated in the contest, so I've set up two pages to help the voting process along.
The first page you should check out is: http://onision.com/art-contest.html Once you've found the entries you like, please go to: http://forums.onision.com to cast your vote. First place will get $100 and second will get $50 --- the prizes will be delivered according to the direction of the first video (no addresses needed) Thank you to everyone who entered! :) So many of the entries were outstanding. |
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| September 8 | Murder of A Cult Leader | Praising his god Onision, brainwashing his followers with lies, and waging war on the rest of the world regardless of his lord preeching the word of peace... Izukia is pushing beyond his means. Emily, a cult follower dooped by Izukia, has been a victim of Izukia's abuse, months of torment from Izukia have gradually warped her mind beyond any level of control. | Source, Source 2 |
| September 9 | How To Be A Real Man | For all you little girly boys, pansies and social rejects, this is a one stop guide to becoming a real man. Just to let you know, the person who made this video isn't a real man because he's got them computer smarts, and real men think the only thing computers are good for is a weapon in some kinda back yard wrestling match. So that means just by watching this video you there can't even ever really be a real man... you little fairy. |
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| September 10 | Human After Everything | Quite a few viewers have been blowing what I say out of proportion, and being quite dramatic about it. Please watch this for a piece of mind. It may clarify a few things for you. |
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| September 11 | Emo Goth Music Session 2
Renamed The Gothic Musician |
I am a legitimate goth, there is no goth in the world who is more goth or emo than I am.
I am the definition of intense, the definition of dark, and the definition of enigma... because I like that word. |
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| September 12 | ZOMBIE FIGHT! | When zombies have problems, they deal with it by morphing into a side scrolling fighter video game, and battle to the death... like real life. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| September 13 | I'M SO HALLOWEEN | Music video about Halloween and all the goons that participate in it (me included). Are you going to participate in this Halloween holiday? Make sure you carry mace with you, and if you have kids trick-or-treating, GO WITH THEM! | Source |
| September 14 | Steve's Joint | Channel 7227 goes to famous YouTube celebrity "Lola"s house only to find Steve (x-boyfriend) alone without any sign of Lola. Steve seems very disgruntled and intoxicated but shows the camera man around regardless of her absense. | Source, Source 2 |
| September 15 | World Domination Void
Renamed Onision vs The NWO |
You will not eliminate us, you will never escape us. We live inside you, and everyone you know. Your quest for power is meaningless, your mission is faulty, and your ideals are oblivious. You feel you are strong because of the people like you standing by your side. Even with thousands of you, you can not contest the design of the world, the design of our reality. Your goal illogical, your hopes disgraceful, your dream... a nightmare. | Source, Source, Source 2 |
| September 16 | Are You A Whore? | Find out now if you’re a whore, but you already know… don’t you? | Source 1, Source 2 |
| September 17 | Onision Sucks | The summary of all the emails I've gotten from spy haters (they pretend to be your fan, but shank you when you're not looking). One thing I want to make clear, is I am not a comedian, I am a director. Do not look for the laughs, let them come naturally. There is no robotic laughter, there is no punch line, please stop assuming I'm here to make you laugh, and laugh alone. | Source, Source 2 (& script) |
| September 18 | Onision Photoshop Contest | Contest till October 18th, please enter soon. Modify and manipulate Onision character photos and upload them to the Onision forums and/or post them as a video response. Use photos from one of the following sites: | (Source) Source 2 (full description w/ rules) |
| September 19 | Blocked By Onision | Have you been blocked? Do you know someone who's been blocked? Are you wondering what's with this selfish, egotistical, sociopathic madman who calls himself a open minded peace seeker? This video will clear up a few issues on the subject that have been coming up in the last few weeks. To resolve all issues, please consult with the forum staff, and Onision directly at http://forums.onision.com You can find the topic in question under "Onision" called "Blocked by Onision?" | Source 1, Source 2 |
| September 20 | QnA With Onision - Episode 10 | Quite a few controversial/deep questions this time around thanks to my viewers. If you would like your question to be in an Onision video, I only take questions through video responses and emails to my YouTube Inbox, please write me there :) |
Source 1, Source 2 (with list of questions) |
| September 21 | Lazy Dates: Sally | Dating video of Sally Gunderson, a promiscuous transvestite who wants a boyfriend through the Lazy Dates service. | Source Re-Upload |
| September 22 | How To Dance Sexy | For all mating rituals, one should refer to this simple, quick and efficient "How To Dance Sexy" guide. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| September 23 | Manwoman Lovers | Stud and Fred seek out a creature that has been violating the local dinosaur population.
The Stud and Fred show, killing creatures mindlessly. |
Source 1, Source 2 Re-Upload |
| September 24 | PS3 vs 360 vs Wii - Console War | The one stop shop to find out the true importance behind the console wars.
PlayStation 3 is awesome, the Xbox 360 can hold it's own, and the Nintendo Wii can be so very fun, but which is better? Does it matter? |
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| September 25 | Nutshot + 2x Goofy = Fun Time | Lets travel back in time and see the source of tard :) Boy was it fun… except for the part where I was smacked in the balls with a plastic pipe… | Source 1, Source 2 |
| September 26 | Post Your Icky Face | Show your regular face, and then post the most disturbing facial expression you can make. Today I realized that most people are what they make themselves. Beautiful people can look unattractive, and regular people can look beautiful all depending on what kind of vibe they send, what kind of expression they place on their face. You are what you make yourself to a certain degree... take advantage of this. If you like, you can discuss this further at http://forums.onision.com Tags: post your icky face video response photos before and after picture photo pic pix ugliest facial expression prettiest ugly smile we are what make ourselves | (Source, Source) |
| September 27 | Pedo (Hurt Parody) | This is a parody video of Johnny Cash's rendition of Nine Inch Nails' song "Hurt" - The tune is based of the actual song, but is not exactly the same, and is unique to this video. | (Source) |
| September 28 | Haters United: Emo Kids | Onision keeps picking on Emo Kids! Even though he is one, that's no excuse! We must stop Onision, he is a mean jerk! The Haters United Group is here to stop this madness. | (Source) |
| September 29 | Techno Suxizzle | Vighkel offers a public apology for recommending anyone listen to techno.
Having listened to the supposed "Greatest Dance Songs of All Time" a cold and sad realization has come across us all. And that is... that Techno Suxizzle. Please fix techno by making tunes that are not for crazy people thank you. |
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| September 30 | How To Not Suck at YouTube | Emo Charlie gives Steve instructions on how to un-Suck his video upload to YouTube.
In no way am I suggesting that I do not suck, nor am I suggesting I suck. In no way am I suggesting I am a ham sandwich, a volleyball instructor, a pirates fake leg or an expert on videos. I'm just making a video, if you grow from it, wonderful... :) |
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| October 1 | Onision Goobers 9 | Re-Upload Source | |
| October 2 | Onision QnA 11 | Answer these questions for yourself at: http://forums.onision.com This episode takes somewhat of a different approach to QnA.
For the sake of speed I've removed me saying names, and kept it exclusive to text mention upon reciting the question. As for the other changes, they are temporary, and I made them because I felt like doing so :) If you would like to have a question in a future video, please send them all to my YouTube account. For a better likelihood of being on a video, please either post a video response, or send multiple questions to my inbox as some may have already been asked. |
Source (& list of questions) |
| October 3 | The Conspiracy Hobo | Our leader is a magnificent man. He does not need to cut his hair or shave. Our leader uses Chocolate Powder as a god would use ambrosia. Our leader is wise, our leader is strong... our leader is Steve.
Join the super seriously secret society at http://forums.onision.com (seriously secret... super secret) |
Source (& script) |
| October 4 | Music Without Strings | All the songs I use in my videos are free for use in your videos as well, as I made them all, and I say it's ok for you to use them too. You can download my tracks in bulk at http://www.onision.com Most of my songs are located at http://www.soundclick.com/onision - you are also free to use those songs in your videos, again, as long as you keep the credits to the songs in tact.
Thank you for watching, I've enjoyed the videos you've sent me thus far using my music, and look forward to watching videos using my music in the future :) |
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| October 5 | I'M SO CONSPIRACY | A music video for anyone tired of hearing about 2012, alien invasions, the illuminati, reptilian people, and other psychobabble the invokes pointless fear in the hearts of the masses. No matter what, no one can take your past away from you. All the love, happiness and fond memories you experience inside your heart and mind cannot be stolen from you. Every day you live, caring for your loved ones as they care for you, is a day that no one can take away. Maybe we'll all be ashes in a few years, it just doesn't matter. Live for what matters, let the rest of the world cry themselves to sleep. | Source (& lyrics) |
| October 6 | Supernatural Experiences | Please post a video response describing supernatural/unexplainable events in your life.
If you do not have any specific occurrences, please discuss your views on the supernatural. For those without time, or a camera, you are welcome to discuss it in the comments below. :) Thank you |
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| October 7 | Lazy Dates: Edward | A sexually confused young Edward Ellison makes an appearance on Lazy Dates seeking a woman for himself. Discuss this video at http://forums.onision.com if you feel the desire to :) |
Re-Upload Source |
| October 8 | Onision Philosophy 5 | I hope you have it in you to watch this from start to end. My hopes are it will change you for the better, that today will be a remarkable day for you, that today, you will see the world in a new light.
I want you to close your eyes, and imagine that everyone is a color… like crayons in a box. Then I want you to open your eyes and see how beautiful the colors are. Not everyone is the same color, but all the people who show their colors with good intent are equally vibrant and beautiful in their own way. Now look in the mirror… are you a gorgeous yellow, a beautiful red… a pretty pink? We are separated only by the line we draw in the sand… I encourage you to liberate yourself from these superficial boundaries and see the world for what it is. See yourself for who you are… No one can see your color shine if you hide it from the world. |
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| October 9 | Onision Is FAKE! | You thought you knew Onision, you thought he was being honest with you all this time. But the truth is he’s a suicidal, cross-dressing, pill-popping psychopath!
I am Dylan, I uploaded this video to make sure you all knew who the real Onision was. He betrayed me, and now it’s time for some payback :) <— That’s my vengeance smile. It’s my favorite. And if you don’t realize this is a joke by now… oh my. |
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| October 10 | You Gots Jokes | Post a video response or comment of your favorite joke. :) Please keep it PG-13 :D And happy.
I look forward to reading, and watching you tell your favorite jokes. |
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| October 11 | THE NOISE MUST DIE! | I am so sick of noise pollution! Jets flying over, kids hollaring non-stop outside, trucks driving by, some guy trying to sell apples with a megaphone, my kitty meowing and random other noises are blowing my mind!
It wouldn’t be a big deal if I wasn’t trying to make videos… but dang it I am! LEAVE MY EARS ALONE! |
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| October 12 | As The Crotch Burns 2 | Jimmy just caught his girlfriend Sally cheating on him with Tom, but what Jimmy doesn’t know is that Tom is not the only man Sally has been with behind Jimmy’s back.
Oh my, all you housewives in TV land get your popcorn ready, because this retardedly overly-dramatic emotional cesspool is waiting for you to devour with your succubus queen lifestyle. Ooh my indeed. |
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| October 13 | YouTube Emotions | Hello... I Am Charlie. It has been a while since I've spoken my thoughts to the world... the time has come, tonight is the night. I want you to do something for me... it's just a short list... so if you don't mind. Stop telling me which of my videos are not the best. I'm not interested in your negativity. Stop writing me and complaining about your problems when you're the problem. If you beat your girlfriend, and wonder why she treats you like a monster should be treated, seek a psychiatrist, not me. Stop leaving comments saying "First Comment" or "Second Comment" --- I honestly don't care if you do that or not, but the reality is that anyone who does it gets tons of thumbs down... I'm trying to help. Stop writing me telling me your my number one fan when I have no idea who you are, and days later I never hear from you again. If you say something, mean it. Stop offering me donations to help buy costumes and fund other aspects of my videos and then fall through, again, I never hear from you again. Stop sending me hate mail, posting racist comments, and then complain to everyone about how unfair I am for blocking you. Stop telling me you like one of my videos, and then turn and tell me I suck. If made something you enjoy, then I may make something you enjoy again, if you insult me, you're simply poisoning a flower... and this flower is having a hard time growing as it is considering you're standing in it's sunlight. Stop acting like I am a leader of a religion. Stop acting like I am the messiah, I'm not interested in your religious desires. I despise most every aspect of religion, I will not be a part of your insanity. Stop asking me how to become me... stop trying to become me. Stop acting like I'm better than you... stop praising me... Stop rating my videos less than a four and acting like you've helped me. Stop pretending, stop lying, stop throwing your problems on me, stop killing me with your thoughtless words... Stop... I am not your puppet... I will tell you what I am... I will be who I want to be. If you do not like me, and you don't want to fix the problem... then go away... I will be whatever I wish to be... And today, I wish to be free from the shackles you have chained to every joint in my body... Even if I am the most unpopular free man in the world... I will be free. | Source(& script) Source 2 |
| October 14 | How To Fold A T-Shit | Learn how to fold a T-Shit once and for all. Stop listening to everyone else, take your shit in your hands, and fold it the right way.
Don’t let a single shit lie mashed up inside your drawers ever again… unfolded. Straiten your shits out, and make sure your shits are tidy. |
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| October 15 | Onision QnA 12 | Today a couple people asked questions which suggested that had no idea what I represent, and generally who I am… it’s a bit much to ask everyone to watch all of my videos, but for the sake of not looking out of place, please watch a few before you send any.
I kept their names secret so they would not face any… flak for their off-questions. Regardless, I look forward to future questions. Post a video response, or send my account an email to ask your own. |
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| October 16 | Puke Flavored Pie | Ever hear or see something disgusting when you’re just about to take a bite of food? Kind of makes you want to barf… no? | (Source, Re-Upload) |
| October 17 | Viva Con Korea | I live in Korea, I have for over a year. If you plan on coming here, or are interested in a quick low-down on the place, then this video will probably be refreshing to you. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| October 18 | Vote Over The Phone | Don't worry about filling out your ballots this year, just pick up your phone and use the Automated Telephonic Presidential Election Voting System.
With all the corruption, confusion and incompetents of previous elections that very well may have changed the fate of our country, we now have a machine tallying up votes over the phone, which means if you have the right persons information, you can vote from anywhere in the world! |
Source 1, Source 2 |
| October 19 | Onision's SuperNote | Sally decided to let out a SuperNote in her own special way... from 10,000 feet.
After looking over all the options I've chosen WhatTheBuck as my team captain. Go Team Buck. |
Source 1, Source 2 |
| October 20 | Non-Voters Burn In Hell | The commercials are everywhere, so many celebrities are ramming it down your throat, where do you go when you're tired of the world's bullcrap?
Ricky Tulsa and Angus get together to make a manipulative Anti-Nonvoter video. |
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| October 21 | The Onision Psyche | Journey into the psyche of Onision, a few of the Onision characters and learn to better understand the messages in each of the Onision videos | Source Source 2 |
| October 22 | Jessie For Sheriff | Vote for me in the coming Sheriff election. I'm pro guns, pro cops, pro wrestling and pro-fessional as it gets HA HA HA! | Source Source 2 |
| October 23 | The End of the Beginning | There are significant changes coming about. Hopefully this video will both inform you of the future, and clarify my stance on a very important issue.
To keep in touch with me while I am away, please writ my inbox, comment below this video or join the forums at http://forums.onision.com I'm very excited to see you all again when I am better off. The exact date is to be determined. Look for me again in November. |
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| November 1 | You Killed Halloween | There's no question, you killed Halloween. This holiday is going to need a serious Phoenix Down if you want it to come back next year... jerk. | Source, Re-Upload |
| November 2 | The Future is Yet To Come | A large portion pertains to speak of our future, Onision, the viewers and the world. While the rest of the video is what would be Onision QnA 13. | Source |
| November 3 | Jessie's Political Attack Ad | Tired of every other commercial being more mud slinging making both canidates look like human garbage?
No! GOOD BECAUSE HERE'S ANOTHER! [barfs all over the place] |
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| November 4 | Onision Goobers 10 | Onision's bloopers, deleted scenes, and extra content for the last month :) | Re-Upload |
| November 5 | Illuminati Post-Election Meeting | Source | |
| November 6 | Onision Viewer Art | Re-Upload | |
| November 7 | How To Take Good Pictures | You're one stop guide to kicking sucking's butt. Never again will you suck at taking photos, because this is the Anti-Sucking guide... on photography. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| November 8 | No Means No Renamed |
Mr. Fitzgerald, aspiring sex offender, gets a lesson on what no means, and in how many ways a person can say it. | (Source) Re-Upload |
| November 9 | Late Night Request Renamed |
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| November 10 | From Boy To Man To Monster | Source | |
| November 11 | 23 Ate My Baby | Source | |
| November 12 | Suffering Memories renamed Onision's Memories |
Some of us have a past which we will suffer a lifetime... memories we cannot conquer, nor surpass.
Through the troubled world we, and others have created, we must see the light we are capable of creating, even when our mind is consumed by darkness... And for the sake of future children, we must refuse to inflict our broken past on the following generations. Protect them in times when the stars do not show. Strength comes when you stand, even with others pulling you down... you stand. |
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| November 15 | The Ever Love (Ya Haaa!) (Original version) | From start to a finish an 80's music video in the modern day smile :) I love old music videos don't you?
smile :) Originally this was supposed to be a parody, but it ended up an original video in itself... I just really love them... request more if you reall[cut off] |
Source Re-Upload Edited version uploaded in 2018. |
| November 18 | Gomo God
Renamed Feel The Burn (unfiltered version) |
(Source) Re-Upload Greg re-uploaded this video on Dec 2, 2010 with a black and white filter under the name "Emo God". | |
| November 19 | Villain of God (uncut version) | Re-Upload | |
| November 22 | I'm So Hippie Song | An Onision music video tribute to and mockery of hippies... :) Take it as you will. | Source |
| December 10 | Onision Conflict | Re-Upload | |
| December 12 | Don't Boycott YouTube | (Source)Re-Upload | |
| December 14 | How To Take Surreal Photos of Yourself | Take awesome MySpace/FaceBook profile pics, follow this short guide to taking photos that look like they've been photoshopped without even touching the photo itself. | Source |
| December 17 | Flush The Flesh | (Source) Re-Upload | |
| November 25 | Ogin Show | Re-Upload | |
| December 25 | Our Christmas Bounty :) | We are so lucky to be able to receive gifts, and this year I was exceptionally fortunate. Thank you Mom for the gifts seen in this video. Thank you Anthrit for your donation! Anthrit’s Link: http://www.youtube.com/anthrit Thank you random anonymous person for the oven mit! Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone! :) | Source |
| December 27 | We Moo You Murder | (Source) Re-Upload (in-between commentary) |
2009
| Date | Title | Channel | Description | Notes |
| January 3 | Emo Dance | Main | Emo Charlie unleashes his emo wrath through the art of dance in response to a dance off challenge.
He's not Emo! He's Goth! He's not GOTH! He's GOMO! |
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| January 29 | Villain of Circumcision aka Circumcision Surgery | Are you brave enough to watch this? Can you make it to the end? Do you have what it takes? Or are you afraid of the truth? Remember children, when you refuse to accept facts for what they are, you [cut off] | (Source 1 - contains script), Source 2 Re-Upload | |
| February 14 | Ghost Caught on Surveillance Camera | Ghost caught in the kitchen and in the hallway on HD surveillance cameras. It is up to you to decide fact from fiction, however this time, you will know the truth when you see it. No smoke and mir... | (Source) | |
| February 16 (est) | Blood, White & Blue | Source | ||
| February 18 (est) | Ghosts, Spirits and Demons | Source | ||
| February 20 (est) | Failed Tags and Contests | Source | ||
| February 22 (est) | Tag Lame | Source | ||
| February 24 (est) | Vegetarian Vomit | Right or wrong? Try good or evil. Eating meat is not just a diet or health issue, it's an immoral, and inhumane act. Forget your discomfort with others "beliefs" being pushed on you. What you're[cut off] | Source Re-Upload (?) | |
| February 24 (est) | Murder Eaters | This is life and death, I promote life, you feed off death. Admit you are a monster...[cut off] | (Source) Re-Upload | |
| March ? | Vegan? No. | This video contains clips | ||
| March 4 | Onision is EVIL. | Main | I hear you loud and clear --- but are you even listening to me? | Source |
| March 7 | Chibi Does Tricks | Main | HI! I'M CHIBI DERF! :) I want to do some tricks for you! Will you be my BEST FRIEND!?!? | Source |
| March 9 | Drama Queens | I am a drama queen, you are a drama queen we're all drowning in drama, and it's just not healthy. I've planted the seed --- but I'm not going to follow the exact same path anymore... the future is yours. | Source 1, Source 2
This video contains clips | |
| March 11 | Doomsday 2010 | There is no need to wait for 2012 when 2010 is just around the corner.
Prepare for the day the world will open it's eyes. Visit http://www.onision.com to learn the truth. Or I can just tell you right now if you have not figured it out. This video was made for entertainment purposes only, and holds no legitimacy. The end... of the world? No. |
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| March 12 | Caught Cheating on Tape | Main | Apparently I forgot that it was 2 o'clock when my web cam goes live every day on my site.
The tape is everywhere, but I just want to post the original version to clear things up ok? Like... first of all... it was... a VEGGIE burger... and... um... no actually it had NO MEAT at all. So... don't believe all those "Spin Off" videos. As for me calling everyone names and stating on camera that it was a real burger from a fast food joint... um... that... uh. If you haven't figured it out --- yes, this video is a joke. I was eating bread, cheese, and ketchup --- I would have had a veggie burger, but I didn't have any... so. :) I'm still a vegetarian, I just find mocking myself hilarious. |
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| March 13 | Chibi Eats Snow | Main | All kinds of adventures are in store for Chibi Derf when it snows overnight!
But wait! There's a surprise! :D We LOVE surprises! |
Source |
| March 17 | Twilight 2 Vampire renamed New Twilight Vampire |
Main | I was bitten by the Twilight Vampire. I'm going to find out if I glisten in the sun.
Can you believe I'm going to be cast in the next Twilight movie? Oh... neither can I... sad panda. |
Source |
| March 23 | Hornblasters | Main | Driving down the road, minding your own business, and then some JERK blasts their horn at you because they're having a bad day. | Source |
| March 30 (est) | Villain of God | Source Re-Upload | ||
| March 31 (est) | Whale Attack! | (Source) | ||
| April 6 | Murder Eaters | Meat consumption is a way of the past. Those who still eat flesh today are primitive. Vegetarians are the future. | Source
Re-Upload (incomplete) Audio 1 Audio 2 - in-between commentary | |
| April 8 | Human = Herbivore | Source | ||
| April 8 | Meat Puppets | Slavery can be found next to the meats isle, it's also adjacent to genocide & murder. Oh, and sir - just to let you know - you do not love anymore, you are a robot, and you do what you're told. Now[cut off] | Source | |
| April 8 | Vegetarian Physique | Source | ||
| April 8 | Self-Aware or Not | A popular argument amongst meat eaters. Lets have a discussion, shall we? | Source 1, Source 2 (Clip - This clip was from Speaks) | |
| April 8 (est) | Chibi Gets Subscribers | Source Re-Upload | ||
| April 17 | Hulu Tube - YouTube Conspiracy Theory | Many channels have been spamming YouTube with ill-thought propaganda based on more rumor than fact. | Source | |
| April 18 | How to Pimp Your YouTube Channel | Sweet custom designs for your YouTube public user page. This a DIY guide on how to make a background that is relevant to your page layout.
If you are a YouTube partner watching this, you should first create a banner that is the maximum width and height of your allowed size for the top of your page, make it completely transparent, and then upload it (making it so the background area near the banner in fact looks like the banner itself) You can get the program I used to design my background at: http://www.ulead.com/pi/runme.htm This strategy also works with MySpace and other popular sites. |
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| April 30 | YouTube Player Aspect Ratio Fix (Crop/Stretch) | You can now change the dimensions of your older/current videos to fit perfectly into YouTube's widescreen video player without a software program! Make sure you copy and past this text into your k...[cut off] | Source | |
| May 1 | Chibi Gets Swine Flu | Main | Chibi Derf contracts the Swine Flu and goes through a horrifying transition on camera.
This epidemic is a pandemic that is epidemically pandemical! |
Source |
| May 7 | Chibi Makes A Music Video | Main | Hi! I'm Chibi Derf! I hope you love my music video! It's my new favorite song! | Source |
| May 10 | Chibi Gets A Girlfriend | Main | Chibi finally gets a friend! And boy oh boy are they in for some adventures. | Source |
| May 18 | Really Good Acting | Main | I'm a really good actor, I know I am. I just need to show you I can act. If you're an agent please watch this video so I can be a millionaire some day... please! | Source |
| May 22 | Fun With Onision 3 | Hello everyone, my name is Onision, and addicted to my sense of self importance. I like taffy, the color pink, and giving butterfly kisses to my loved ones... | Source | |
| May 23 | The Asian in Caucasian | Main | How long will we be mocked & abused before we call others out on their racism? We must treat each other not based on our race, but on our actions. | Source |
| May 24 | Onision In The Flesh | Main | The grand fool speaks! Prepare to be mind blown by the king of buffoons!
Strait from a cold heart and defective brain to your ears. |
Source |
| May 28 | Murder Suicide Song | Main | To kill another is to kill yourself. To justify any murder, is to justify your own.
When you argue for murder under any circumstance, the line between right and wrong becomes a blur. Because of this distortion, your "enemies" may freely define what is justified. When the world universally rejects the willingness to resort to murder. When humans begin to place the lives of others before their own --- true peace can be achieved. Not through killing, not through hypocrisy --- but by peace and only peace is our salvation possible. |
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| May 29 | Your Enemy: You | [Source] | ||
| May 25 | Print Screen Scam | [Source] | ||
| April 18 | The Asian in Caucasian | [Source] | ||
| May ? | All Praise Our Perverted Christian God | Source | ||
| June /July (?) | Butt Jugs :) | Main | You can't tell me NOT to show my cleavage! You can show yours in public so I can show mine! Cleavage is cleavage and I HAVE RIGHTS! | Source |
| June 4 | Yay Gay Boo God | Main | So why do we non-believers pick on Christians? Why here is a 15 minute video all about that :) God definitely said "Oops" when "he" made me eh? | Source |
| June 16 | Onision Keeps It Real | Main | Onision Responds to controversial and mind numbing questions alike. | Source |
| June 17 | FRED BEATS JUDY renamed Chibi Gets Kicked Out |
Main | MY MOM IS SO MEAN! SHE KICKED ME OUT! THIS IS SO NOT FAIR! WHY!!!!! | Source |
| June 22 | Emo Goth Makeup Tutorial | Main | If you want hair and makeup like Emo Charlie, this may help you a bit. | Source |
| July 1 | 2012 Doomsday Movie OMG (2009) | Main | The world is going to end, now lets make money off everyone's fear before we all die. | Source |
| July 2 | ET Aliens Song | Main | Extra Terrestrial Lifeforms finally caught on camera, however these are not just any gray aliens, and this is not your average video --- strangely enough these aliens like to dance, make love & som...[cut off] | Source |
| July 9 | Rape | Are you prey or predator? It is time for you to take a stand. For the sake of yourself, and others. The Onision site: http://onision.com To learn more about this issue, consider visiting: http://rainn.org | Source 1, Source 2 | |
| July 24 | Emo vs Prep (Aren't You Sick) | Main | Source | |
| July 30 | Twitter Bitter | Main | O.M.G. EVERYONE! Don't you want to know what I'm doing ALL THE TIME!? Or would you rather eat a ball of nails wrapped in duct tape!? | Source |
| August 1 | Death Note Parody (Dead Book) | Main | Kila is law, and you will all abide by it even if it makes no sense, because you fear death, and staying alive is more important than living without constant oppression... or not. | Source Reupload |
| August 3 | How To Kill Blah | Main | Are you so BLAH!? I know I am... lets cure this thing together :) | Source |
| August 8 | Gay Straight Guy (HD) | Yes, you caught me, I'm gay, I'm strait, I'm bisexual and I'm a-sexual (well... not exactly) --- but really, lets settle this.
Vote in the comments for what gender you think I prefer... it's sooo important that you know, and I can't decide, so please do it for me. |
(Source) Re-Upload | |
| August 9 | My Happy Day | Main | Hello, I want to tell you about my happy day. We saw lots of things on my happy day. And after experiencing my happy day, I can tell you one thing... that it was a happy day. | Source |
| August 12 | World of Warcraft Song (WoW) | Main | WOW! A song about people who take World of Warcraft way too seriously.
World of Warcraft & video games in general - Fine in moderation... kind of sad in excess. |
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| September 5 | Fun With Onision: 6 | Main | It's another Fun With Onision!!! In this episode I play the piano, talk about myself & freak out a little... YAY!!!
FUN WITH ONISION XD |
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| September 16 | Married Life | Main | A young couple at war. | Source |
| September 23 | Ghost Video by Real Ghost Hunters (GCOC) | Main | This is pretty amazing. Watch to the very end to see these ghost hunters catch a ghost attacking them on camera. We're really real. Skeptics not welcome! | Source |
| September 28 | Mandatory Vaccination Survival | Speaks | This is your guide to surviving the evil government and their evil plans of evil. | Source |
| October 2 | Chibi Snorts Magic | Main | A magical white powder will cure all Chibis' problems! Or... just make more. | Source |
| October 20 | My Happy Halloween | Main | MUSIC VIDEO about screaming, roller coasters, and giant aliens - that's what it's all about. This is My Happy Halloween. | Source |
| October 20 | Onision RAW | Speaks | This is me... raw & real. | Source |
| November 21 | Bacne, Impotence, Lady Gaga & Shane Dawson | Main | SO WHAT IF I WAS IMPOTENT! SO WHAT IF I HAVE BACNE... BACKNE... WHATEVER! I'M A HUMAN BEING!!!!! UUUGHH!
Check out the Backne - [link] And yeah, what is the deal with MILEY CYRUS and LADY GAGA being in like EVERY OTHER YouTube video by EVERY OTHER YOUTUBER --- hey! YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED!?! Another KANYE WEST PARODY! HA HA HA HA!!!! OMG NO! I originally made a mention of Sarah Palin in this video saying "Like she needs more attention" --- but that would kind of be hypocrisy right? Gosh isn't everything? YES! AND I LOVE IT! (I hate it). Anyway, so don't expect to see me talking about Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Sarah Palin, Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Sarah Palin, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Sarah Palin or anyone else that most everyone on YouTube likes to talk about, anytime soon BE CAUSE I JUST DON'T CARE WHO THEY JUST KISSED OR IF THEY MISSED THEIR TAXES... if I do talk about them, given me a virtual kick in the sack --- ok? |
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| December 25 | Onision Christmas 09 | Archive | I hope you enjoy Christmas with us :) This video will show you all the gifts I bought for Skye, and all the gifts she bought for me + a bit of fun in between :)
Thank you for the love & support :) And thank you Khazid Hea for your gift (not seen in this video) ~ what you did was very kind, thank you. |
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Unknown Year
Speaks
- Friend or Food (≤ 2010) "You shouldn't mistake the two, ugly things happen when you do" (Source) Clip
Unknown Channel
- How To Playground (≤ 2010) "Alicia teaches everyone how to play at the park." (Source 1; Source 2, To help date estimate.)
- Whale Attack (≤ 2009) Re-upload of reply video with clips